Asshats, cleaning, and homemade goodness:

Right now they are showing the season one finale of LOST. If you haven't been watching LOST, you are missing out on the single best new show of last season. New season starts next week, and I'm pretty stoked.

I got a cool package in the mail today from LJ's own lirrin. Many thanks to you, BTW. I'm sorry to say one jar did not survive the long journey. But I'm pleased to say that said jar was not the pickles. Sadly though, there will be no pomegranites for H and I this season. Everything else made it fine and looks wonderful. There was also a tiny little purse made of beads. It's exceptionally cute, and clipped to my own purse right now. Thank you so much! Oh, and how long should I wait to eat the pickles?

Later today I have to clean, this entails putting away laundry and dishes, swiffering the floors and vacuuming. Cleaning the toilets and maybe putting in one of those giant pill things to keep it clean. I'm worried that if someone leaves the seat up, Pentelope will drink the water and get sick. Will the bleach smell keep her from drinking it? I'm unsure.

I also want to write a short story today/tonight. I realize it's been three weekens since I last wrote one. I want to keep much more on top of the writing thing than that. I've had some decent ideas, but haven't done much with them. Shame on me.

And thanks to fflo:

How Wednes learned to stop worrying and defeat the zombie collective. And you can too!!

There's this asshat over at simpsons_obsess who'se been arguing with me for over a day that the Simpsons sucks. He's really starting to go insane now, and I must say it's hilarious.