Lost

There is probably an unspoken rule wherein only one couple can be together at a time. Now that Jin and Sun are split up, Sayid and Shannon can get together. When they break up horribly during sweeps (my prediction) that will clear the way for Kate and Sawyer. Once those two beat the crap out of eachother in some kind of disturbingly sexy brawl...that will clear the way for my guest appearance, where i hook up with Hurley. After I leave him to return to H and my life in Ann Arbor, Locke and Boone will become the alpha couple on the island.

As for Law & Order, I don't think I like the new ADA. I never thought Id say this, but Dick Wolf, you should try going back to the blondes.

On to Smallville: Only two of the stones have been found, yes? So Lana has one that will surely be stolen from her soon. And Clark has one in the cellar that will surely call to him sometime during sweeps. That will be good stuff. And you Tom Welling fans should know that he has signed on to be int he remake of The Fog, along with Kate from LOST.

I have to be out the door by 9am tomorrow to go to FIA and become a lazy welfare slag. So you know, party at my place on Saturday night.
Bring something to share if you can, we're damn poor.
Same bat time, same bat channel.

10 things I've done that you probably haven't:

1. Made over $200 in one night doing phonesex.

2. Seen Davy Jones of The Monkees drunk.

3. Kept pet Anaconda for over a year.

4. Successfully avoided ever seeing James Bond film in it's entirety.

5. Forced to open safe at gunpoint during robbery.

6. Been proposed to five times and engaged twice without ever being married.

7. Wrote novella in 25 days (although I imagine one or two of you have done this).

8. Drove motorless, seatless, brakeless car down hill while on LSD.

9. Stolen over $2000 in cash and merchandise without being caught (I know, I suck).

10. Prepared for impending zombie holocaust (Stop dawdling and prepare people!).