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10 things I've done that you probably haven't:
1. Made over $200 in one night doing phonesex.
2. Seen Davy Jones of The Monkees drunk.
3. Kept pet Anaconda for over a year.
4. Successfully avoided ever seeing James Bond film in it's entirety.
5. Forced to open safe at gunpoint during robbery.
6. Been proposed to five times and engaged twice without ever being married.
7. Wrote novella in 25 days (although I imagine one or two of you have done this).
8. Drove motorless, seatless, brakeless car down hill while on LSD.
9. Stolen over $2000 in cash and merchandise without being caught (I know, I suck).
10. Prepared for impending zombie holocaust (Stop dawdling and prepare people!).
2. Seen Davy Jones of The Monkees drunk.
3. Kept pet Anaconda for over a year.
4. Successfully avoided ever seeing James Bond film in it's entirety.
5. Forced to open safe at gunpoint during robbery.
6. Been proposed to five times and engaged twice without ever being married.
7. Wrote novella in 25 days (although I imagine one or two of you have done this).
8. Drove motorless, seatless, brakeless car down hill while on LSD.
9. Stolen over $2000 in cash and merchandise without being caught (I know, I suck).
10. Prepared for impending zombie holocaust (Stop dawdling and prepare people!).