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10 things I've done that you probably haven't:
1. Made over $200 in one night doing phonesex.
2. Seen Davy Jones of The Monkees drunk.
3. Kept pet Anaconda for over a year.
4. Successfully avoided ever seeing James Bond film in it's entirety.
5. Forced to open safe at gunpoint during robbery.
6. Been proposed to five times and engaged twice without ever being married.
7. Wrote novella in 25 days (although I imagine one or two of you have done this).
8. Drove motorless, seatless, brakeless car down hill while on LSD.
9. Stolen over $2000 in cash and merchandise without being caught (I know, I suck).
10. Prepared for impending zombie holocaust (Stop dawdling and prepare people!).
2. Seen Davy Jones of The Monkees drunk.
3. Kept pet Anaconda for over a year.
4. Successfully avoided ever seeing James Bond film in it's entirety.
5. Forced to open safe at gunpoint during robbery.
6. Been proposed to five times and engaged twice without ever being married.
7. Wrote novella in 25 days (although I imagine one or two of you have done this).
8. Drove motorless, seatless, brakeless car down hill while on LSD.
9. Stolen over $2000 in cash and merchandise without being caught (I know, I suck).
10. Prepared for impending zombie holocaust (Stop dawdling and prepare people!).
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Sorry.
#8 has really got me
SOrt of like my night tonight
only I think I'm sober
but I really keep pinching myself...
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i *can* say that i knowingly and *REPEATEDLY* committed a federal offense for which i was never charged or convicted. but it would be foolish for me to say that where a lot of people could read it, or offer any details.
i suppose i could also note that i caused an auto service center to have their public outdoor payphone removed, but i won't really elaborate on that..
both of these things may in some small way have some sort of relation, in a sense, to the first item on your list.
of course, no one else can honestly claim to have won the 2004 RSPW March Melee, either, but then i don't know who would be enough of a nerd to claim that as some sort of accomplishment...
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;-P
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*shakes fist*
(I totally stop smelling it after like, an hour.)
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had katie draw and make you a "wednes in the simpsons" icon for no good reason.
so there.
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Thanks!
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#2 happened while I was working Running Crew the Brady Bunch show at the Strand Theatre in Pontiac. He drank before the show every night (not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just interesting). We actually signed confidentiality agreements (kind of like when you work for a magician, which I have also done) that we would not divulge sensitive information about the cast.
Years later, I was working at Madstone, and my Hot Hot Boss and I were talking about that show. He mentioned how Davy Jones was drunk all the time and I was like "hey, didn't you have to sign the C. Agreement?" And he said no. So I figure it's okay to talk about now.
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