Letter to some recent would-be employers:

Dear Cingular,

You know what?

I didn't want to sell your crappy phones anyway.

*moving on*

And you slags at the YMCA can take your Judeo-Christian ethics and um...practice them with more sincerity.

Oh Yeah, I went there.


I wonder what it says about me that I found a therapist after looking for only 3 weeks and still can't find a job after 7 months...
...probably nothing.