Letter to some recent would-be employers:

[wednes]

Dear Cingular,

You know what?

I didn't want to sell your crappy phones anyway.

*moving on*

And you slags at the YMCA can take your Judeo-Christian ethics and um...practice them with more sincerity.

Oh Yeah, I went there.


I wonder what it says about me that I found a therapist after looking for only 3 weeks and still can't find a job after 7 months...
...probably nothing.

Comments

[looneytraveler.livejournal.com]

hang in there. YOU are AWESOME in my book!!!!

[anarchys-savior.livejournal.com]

And you slags at the YMCA can take your Judeo-Christian ethics and um...practice them with more sincerity.

You're so funny. :)

I don't see why you haven't found a job. From what I can tell, you seem like a great person with a lot of great qualities. Don't worry; you'll find something soon!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I live in a town full of rich people and I don't drive. People think you're some kind of freak if you don't drive. Plus I need a job where I don't have to stand for 8 hours straight, and those are hard to come by often.

[raggedrose.livejournal.com]

Nope, it says nothing about you.

Says a lot about our supposed robust and recovering economy.

All you're asking for is a chance to work for your living and pay your bills--and hold yer head up. Doesn't seem all that unreasonable to me.

May the universe get off its butt and send this woman a job!!!!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

;-)

Thanks. I sent out 3 resumes today and got one rejection notice. Not too bad methinks.

[oscarssister23.livejournal.com]

Know where you're coming from, hon. You might not be surprised how few people want to hire a disabled, mentally-imbalanced high school dropout who is often a lesbian. Therapists, however, can't have me in their offices often enough, to make sure I don't set fire to something, or somesuch. I look at it this way: at least somebody wants me! :-P We're all here for you, you know.