Letter to some recent would-be employers:
Dear Cingular,
You know what?
I didn't want to sell your crappy phones anyway.
*moving on*
And you slags at the YMCA can take your Judeo-Christian ethics and um...practice them with more sincerity.
Oh Yeah, I went there.
I wonder what it says about me that I found a therapist after looking for only 3 weeks and still can't find a job after 7 months...
...probably nothing.
You know what?
I didn't want to sell your crappy phones anyway.
*moving on*
And you slags at the YMCA can take your Judeo-Christian ethics and um...practice them with more sincerity.
Oh Yeah, I went there.
I wonder what it says about me that I found a therapist after looking for only 3 weeks and still can't find a job after 7 months...
...probably nothing.
