New Shark Discovered, and damn is it ugly!

With megalodon-sized thanks to groovesinorbit

Eighty percent of all deep sea monster myths were cleared up today with the discovery of this fucking thing in, where else, Tokyo--the home of fuckin' Godzilla.

This frilled shark is what they are also calling a "fossil shark" because it was thought to be extinct and so we have only seen it as a fossil. Genius, those scientists! It swims from side to side like any good fish, and is usually far too deep in the sea to come in contact with humans.

Fossil Shark (or frilled shark) I probably also live in loch ness!

Frilled Shark (or fossil shark) Hello, I am terrifying! I have a mouthful of razor sharp needle teeth.

Figures, of course, that a marina captured this animal and it immediately died.
Frowny, for sure, but just a matter of time before they catch another one.