New Shark Discovered, and damn is it ugly!
With megalodon-sized thanks to
groovesinorbit
Eighty percent of all deep sea monster myths were cleared up today with the discovery of this fucking thing in, where else, Tokyo--the home of fuckin' Godzilla.
This frilled shark is what they are also calling a "fossil shark" because it was thought to be extinct and so we have only seen it as a fossil. Genius, those scientists! It swims from side to side like any good fish, and is usually far too deep in the sea to come in contact with humans.
Figures, of course, that a marina captured this animal and it immediately died.
Frowny, for sure, but just a matter of time before they catch another one.
Eighty percent of all deep sea monster myths were cleared up today with the discovery of this fucking thing in, where else, Tokyo--the home of fuckin' Godzilla.
This frilled shark is what they are also calling a "fossil shark" because it was thought to be extinct and so we have only seen it as a fossil. Genius, those scientists! It swims from side to side like any good fish, and is usually far too deep in the sea to come in contact with humans.
| Fossil Shark (or frilled shark) I probably also live in loch ness! |
| Frilled Shark (or fossil shark) Hello, I am terrifying! I have a mouthful of razor sharp needle teeth. |
Figures, of course, that a marina captured this animal and it immediately died.
Frowny, for sure, but just a matter of time before they catch another one.

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We humans are so hilariously mammalcentic. I was a docent at the Natural History Museum of the Smithsonian for a decade, and I saw more shock at all the things man doesn't grasp!
Invertebrates outnumber the crap out of us, and what we know is so outstripped by what we don't...
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I do so love it when something like this crops up and just knocks the whole scientific community on it's ass.
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I made it myself.
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Wow.
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It's like, magnificently ugly.
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But I can't look away.
And I gotta wonder why he was swimming around up here. "Don't go to the light!"
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You know me, I loves the sharks.
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It's like it has a snake head.
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Me too.
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They said the reason it died may have been that it was already sick, like that's why it was so near the surface. I hope that's true.
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It looks very much like some of the Nessie depictions I've seen. And Loch Ness being so murky, it might be able to come up to the surface more often.
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That being said.... AAAAAHHHHH! New fucking species of shark for me to fear!!! Never going in water ever ever!!!
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I'm making a generalization, but i'd be willing to be that the scientist who said this shark was extinct would have poopoo'd those who thought otherwise. With that being said, glad to hear there are still scientist that have orgasms over new finds:)
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But you're on land where the polar bears are.
You gotta watch out for those suckers.