Celebrate our Independence from Limey's!!

Irony or Sarcasm? You Decide!

This Could Happen to YOU!! If you get hurt on ID4 (yeah, they changed it) by being wasted and playing sparklers or bottle rocket, everyone will hate you. And nobody want's that--so for Wednes' sake, be careful!!! And call me if you're doing anything fun, as H and I have no plans! ;-}

So America, on your Special Day, know that I, wednes am

Because if you can't say it with glitter, it probably isn't very important.


And while I'm here, I have another Superman related question:
How come you can always tell that Superman has fillings in his molars?
Should he have, like SuperTeeth?