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Aug. 20th, 2005 02:27 amThey are showing Natural Born Killers on IFC. I love that frakin' movie. I've decided to only say "Frak" instead of "Fuck" because according to Batttlestar Gallactica, that's how they will swear in the future. And I want to be cutting edge.
Of course, I had many occasions to say Frak this evening, or this morning rather. I got home from K and N's around 1am, with N leaving around 1:45 or so. Right away I started making muffins to take to the housewarming of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
uterdic and smarbaby tomorrow. I mix a fabulous batter of corn and regular flour, canned and dried blueberries, and a yummy array of extracts. About five minutes early, it starts to smell done. It can't be done yet I think, as I filled the cups nice and full. Then the timer goes off, and my olfacotry sense assures me that i have burned my muffins. What's more, they have spilled all over the inside of the oven. I pull them out and they have caved in terribly (24 muffins mind you!) and not one is suitable for a guest to eat. Sad.
Just in case that wasn't bad enough, around 2:30 we decide to have some fries with the burgers I'm about to cook. Duh. Big Mistake. I fill up my apartment with a bunch of dark smoke and had to dissemble (or is it disassemble) the smoke detector. So guys, sorry I'm not bringing anything to the party. I suck. But beleive me when i tell you, you would not have wanted what I made. Anyone know how to go about cleaning the oven? I've never used a self-cleaning cycle before?
In other news, thanks to the anonymous person who gifted me 1 years paid LJ and 1 years paid userpics. My Lj is now paid thru Mar of 2007. That's really something. But don't anyone tellitches as last I heard, he had failed miserably in his attempt to solicit a wealthy benefactor to buy him some Lj time. He's cool, if you don't know him; and he writes fiction like all kind-hearted nut-jobs.
Of course, I had many occasions to say Frak this evening, or this morning rather. I got home from K and N's around 1am, with N leaving around 1:45 or so. Right away I started making muffins to take to the housewarming of
uterdic and smarbaby tomorrow. I mix a fabulous batter of corn and regular flour, canned and dried blueberries, and a yummy array of extracts. About five minutes early, it starts to smell done. It can't be done yet I think, as I filled the cups nice and full. Then the timer goes off, and my olfacotry sense assures me that i have burned my muffins. What's more, they have spilled all over the inside of the oven. I pull them out and they have caved in terribly (24 muffins mind you!) and not one is suitable for a guest to eat. Sad.Just in case that wasn't bad enough, around 2:30 we decide to have some fries with the burgers I'm about to cook. Duh. Big Mistake. I fill up my apartment with a bunch of dark smoke and had to dissemble (or is it disassemble) the smoke detector. So guys, sorry I'm not bringing anything to the party. I suck. But beleive me when i tell you, you would not have wanted what I made. Anyone know how to go about cleaning the oven? I've never used a self-cleaning cycle before?
In other news, thanks to the anonymous person who gifted me 1 years paid LJ and 1 years paid userpics. My Lj is now paid thru Mar of 2007. That's really something. But don't anyone tell
itches as last I heard, he had failed miserably in his attempt to solicit a wealthy benefactor to buy him some Lj time. He's cool, if you don't know him; and he writes fiction like all kind-hearted nut-jobs.
