I've been talking about posting this:

Anyone else been laughing at Anchorman this month?
I certainly have, it's hilarious.
But it leads me to research the question:
Can Bears Really Smell the Menstruation???

I know I don't talk about sodomy much in my journal. I mean, why on earth would I?
Well, I'll tell you. Marijuana laws aren't the only laws that make me steaming mad in this fair state of mine.
And keep in mind, we're a blue state!
Ever given or received a blow-job? Congratulations, You're a felon. Anyone who thinks sodomy laws don't affect them needs to take a long, hard look at these (okay, pun intended) and explain to me why a blue state, or any state for that matter has laws criminalizing things married adults do in thier own homes.

And finally, I adore Liev Schreiber, always have. But this mustache makes him look like part of the Third Reich. What Gives?

( Here's a very long but interesting meme that seems to suggest I'm pretty smart. All Hail the Meme )

Hail Ants (that's for you, derekfz

Short Story, punks.

Here is another short story I just wrote (read: it's fully of typos and tense problems) about another hapless individual with a monster in thier house. I can assure you that this one does not end as happily, or with as much sex as the last one!

I'd also like to stress that while there are certain words used that some people may find offensive, I myself do not have any problems or desire to oppress anyone else on this Earth. I'm not really one for the oppressing, as it sounds like a shitload of work.

Anyway, if you have time to read my little story, please do. I kind of need to know if it's scary and if it makes sense. It's not spelled out very well and I'm trying to gauge how much information is too much.