Don't get Under it:

One of my naked neighbors (though she was clothed at the time) got into a 20 minute screaming argument with my loud-ass upstairs neighbors over a parking space. I thought they were just talking loud, so I went to go calmly tell them to shut the hell up before they woke up H. But then I realized they were screaming and swearing at eachother, so I called the office. They already knew about it because someone else had already called. The office lady suggested I call the cops.

I didn't though.

Still and all, it was pretty funny.