Don't get Under it:

[wednes]

One of my naked neighbors (though she was clothed at the time) got into a 20 minute screaming argument with my loud-ass upstairs neighbors over a parking space. I thought they were just talking loud, so I went to go calmly tell them to shut the hell up before they woke up H. But then I realized they were screaming and swearing at eachother, so I called the office. They already knew about it because someone else had already called. The office lady suggested I call the cops.

I didn't though.

Still and all, it was pretty funny.

Comments

[sudrin.livejournal.com]

I got really close to calling the cops once on some neighbors.. But just as I was about to do it. They shut up. I'm sorry the "Office" didn't take a more active approach though.. With a name like "Office" you sort of expect them to do something... Office-y

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Yeah. No big though.

I just have my own sinister reasons for not wanting to phone the police.

[pyrafire.livejournal.com]

I LOVE GROWING UP...!! Baby polar bears are the best. How come they are so TINY!!??? And their little eyes are closed and they go, "Meep, meep."

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Tee hee,

yeah, it was damn cute.

[nate101000.livejournal.com]

Somewhat off topic, but fun trivia about polar bears.

They are all left handed. Which means you should jump out of the way to their right because they are slower.

They cover their noses while they are sneaking up on seals. And they only move forward when the seal is looking away. Which just shows how incredibly intelligent and crafty they are.

I read an article by an Inuit hunter who, to trap the polar bear, pretended to act like a seal. When the bear got close enough...BOOM.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Whoa. The special I saw said they are the largest land predator. But actually, they were recently re-classified as aquatic animals since they spend so much time in the water.

[calpurnius.livejournal.com]

Is the upstairs neighbor the one who's getting it first for the prime vantage point when the zombies begin to walk the earth?

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Only if the zombies arrive before my move on Monday.

But yeah...Dat's da guy!