Help Help Help!

okay kids,

I need ideas for cheap/free Valentine's Day gifts for H.

H is great, so he deserves something cool.
But I am broke.

Ideas--you got 'em, I need 'em.


So, cough 'em up.







Please?

Just in case you have some flying fucks to give:

Prince makes "honest woman" of home-wrecking whore!


No silly, not THAT "Prince": the one who is named after the Vietcong...Charlie!