Another Meme gets the better of Wednes...

1.) My journal is called _____ because _____.
My journal is called Andy's Gun Works because of Andy's Gun Works in the wonderful remake of Dawn of the Dead .

2.) My subtitle is _____ because _____.
The subtitle is KACL because that is Frasier Crane's Station. And if that makes me a big nerd, why that's just too damn bad.

3.) My friends page is called _____ because _____.
It is called "We gladly feast on those who would subdue us" because that is the Addams Family Creed.

4.) My username is ____ because _____.
Duh, my name is Wednesday!

Unless you mean the other one (Holy Guardian of the Extraterrestrial Tabernacle), Grand Wizard HA (aka haroeris_astrum) gave it to me over at acrobaticchrist.

5.) My default userpic is _____ because_____.
I'm doing NaNoWriMo and my story is very stabby.

This was disturbingly accurate:

A short story about you
Created by shinikami and taken 2252 times on bzoink!
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One day, you were walking down the street when	you told a kneeslapper.
And so you	died laughing.
But then,	you went to heaven.
And it turned out to be	another one of your "episodes".
So now you	smoke pot all night long and write.
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And if you think I should be posting something more interesting than this, keep in mind that I'm trying to write a fucking novel.
I also have a zillion things to do tonight, so you're lucky I'm posting at all...

Sheesh!

Product Watch:

In the interest of keeping you all informed, here's some new stuff I tried that is good:


Pepsi Spice: It's well, kind of cinnamony and tasty. In fact, it tastes a bit like Crystal Pepsi but its regular caramel colored.
People who cook holiday hams in vernors or coke should give this a whirl.


Butterfinger Crisp: How delicious is a butterfinger? Quite. And yet, how annoying is it when it gets all stuck in yoru teeth? Quite.
BC solves this problem by putting the clump butterfinger insides between wafer layers and gives it a crunchy top. Damn, damn tasty and texturally superior to the original.


Meijer Kettle Chips: Local types may already know that Meijer is making thier own kettle chips. Kettle chips are thick slices and cooked in small batches to ensure yumminess. Unlike Lays who instead of raising thier prices started putting less chips in the bag, Meijer kettle chips are only $2 for a one pound bag.
They also have great flavors like Salt and Vinegar (a wednes fave), jalapeno, mesquite and salt free. Though why anyone would want to eat salt-free poptato chips is beyond me.

This has been, Product watch.
G'nite!

7 days until my birthday party!!

Ryan and I went out for a nice dinner at an old tyme steak house with K and N. I learned that filet mignon is extremely delicious, and that sharing dessert with someones husband is only okay if they are sitting right there. Plus, I may have set a record for offending a single stranger the most times during one meal. So that was delightful.

Our cable is still out. Drag.

If all goes according to plan, I'll see The Incredibles tomorrow at long last. H doesn't like Pixar films. At all. So i had to find someone else to go with. Since Mr. "I like my new girlfriend better than you" still hasn't taken me. If he's not careful, I'm going to become catty and passive/aggressive.
Speaking of films...yes, films, the pics of Johnny Depp from Willy Wonka are gayer than the gayest thing I can think of.
I mean like, if Orlando Bloom and Nathan Lane had a baby, that baby would be slightly less gay than these pics.

I finally heard the Weird Al album Poodle Hat and damn, he is the King of Musical Funny! I love Al. Back in the day, I had all of his albums, well, I had cassettes actually, but they ruled. Right up until the Nirvana one, I had them all. And no one really credits him for having such a long and successful career. His comdy is pitch perfect, and I adore him. So there.

I got some early birthday loot tonight. Among other things i sorely needed, Nate and Kim got me the thing i blatantly asked for in this entry. It is really cute and linked to my medical bracelet. I'm going to think of a name for him. Want to know why I wanted it? Ask these jokers who made me love bears.

Damn, I'm tired, think I'll go to bed.
And tomorrow I'm going to write 2 chapters, since i'm not having people over.
I will be having a big ass party on the 27th though. Clear you calandars people!