7 days until my birthday party!!
Ryan and I went out for a nice dinner at an old tyme steak house with K and N. I learned that filet mignon is extremely delicious, and that sharing dessert with someones husband is only okay if they are sitting right there. Plus, I may have set a record for offending a single stranger the most times during one meal. So that was delightful.
Our cable is still out. Drag.
If all goes according to plan, I'll see The Incredibles tomorrow at long last. H doesn't like Pixar films. At all. So i had to find someone else to go with. Since Mr. "I like my new girlfriend better than you" still hasn't taken me. If he's not careful, I'm going to become catty and passive/aggressive.
Speaking of films...yes, films, the pics of Johnny Depp from Willy Wonka are gayer than the gayest thing I can think of.
I mean like, if Orlando Bloom and Nathan Lane had a baby, that baby would be slightly less gay than these pics.
I finally heard the Weird Al album Poodle Hat and damn, he is the King of Musical Funny! I love Al. Back in the day, I had all of his albums, well, I had cassettes actually, but they ruled. Right up until the Nirvana one, I had them all. And no one really credits him for having such a long and successful career. His comdy is pitch perfect, and I adore him. So there.
I got some early birthday loot tonight. Among other things i sorely needed, Nate and Kim got me the thing i blatantly asked for in this entry. It is really cute and linked to my medical bracelet. I'm going to think of a name for him. Want to know why I wanted it? Ask these jokers who made me love bears.
Damn, I'm tired, think I'll go to bed.
And tomorrow I'm going to write 2 chapters, since i'm not having people over.
I will be having a big ass party on the 27th though. Clear you calandars people!
Our cable is still out. Drag.
If all goes according to plan, I'll see The Incredibles tomorrow at long last. H doesn't like Pixar films. At all. So i had to find someone else to go with. Since Mr. "I like my new girlfriend better than you" still hasn't taken me. If he's not careful, I'm going to become catty and passive/aggressive.
Speaking of films...yes, films, the pics of Johnny Depp from Willy Wonka are gayer than the gayest thing I can think of.
I mean like, if Orlando Bloom and Nathan Lane had a baby, that baby would be slightly less gay than these pics.
I finally heard the Weird Al album Poodle Hat and damn, he is the King of Musical Funny! I love Al. Back in the day, I had all of his albums, well, I had cassettes actually, but they ruled. Right up until the Nirvana one, I had them all. And no one really credits him for having such a long and successful career. His comdy is pitch perfect, and I adore him. So there.
I got some early birthday loot tonight. Among other things i sorely needed, Nate and Kim got me the thing i blatantly asked for in this entry. It is really cute and linked to my medical bracelet. I'm going to think of a name for him. Want to know why I wanted it? Ask these jokers who made me love bears.
Damn, I'm tired, think I'll go to bed.
And tomorrow I'm going to write 2 chapters, since i'm not having people over.
I will be having a big ass party on the 27th though. Clear you calandars people!

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Best Comment EVER!
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also, as perhaps goes without saying, iawtp regarding weird al.
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Al apologized and reiterated many times they his people told him they had permission. Coolio was still a big jerk about it. But Al did mention that Coolio was not so offended as to not cash the cheque they sent...
and where the heck is Coolio now?
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Last night, Mercy20, Michelle and myself went to see Nation Treasure (Tomb Raider for girls) .. Michelle had to go to the bathroom, which meant she had to squeeze past these 3 guys. She STOMPED on the poor guys foot.. then when she turns to say sorry.. she fell on him. Was most amusing. Not offensive.. but amusing.
And yes.. The Johnny Depp thing is flaming gay! I got a major laugh out of the Orlando Bloom thing..
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Even though I stifled my next 10 comments, I think I still offended him a few more times.
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And as a userpic
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I have decided to name him "Phineas".
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Thanks!
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I don't always follow links, but I followed the Willy Wonka one...and then found it odd when it looked as though I followed the Weird Al link before I ever clicked on it...hence the discovery...
I have fond memories of watching Weird Al videos...there was some show on MTV where you could choose between videos or something, and I remember making the fifty cent call for "Fat"...
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Al is great because every time you think he's retired, he busts out with something great.
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