Pardon me?

Yes hello, I'm sorry to bother you, but can anyone please tell me JUST WHAT THE SAM HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT???? As I am a tad concerned.

Thank you.

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I have some bread rising in the oven right now so we have plenty of yummy food to take on vacation. I was going to smoosh some garlic in it, but I accidentally left my roasted garlic on the counter all night, so I had to throw it out. Sad. Maybe I will bake it with some cheese on top!

Anyway, I have no job offers or interview requests...so I'm going on vacation. I'll be in a town called Newberry staying in a cabin and probably hanging out outside a lot. I'm bringing sun tan lotion so I don't get crispy; and anti-bug lotion because all zombie fans have a fear of beign eaten alive, whether by reanimated corpses, or pesky mosquitos.

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And when I get back, I'm going back on my diet AND looking slavishly for a job until I find one. Plus I'll be doing one night a week at the shelter for awhile. Maybe over time it will suck less and less. I'll be back around on Monday, Sept 6th, which also happens to be my mom's birthday. Whoopidy Doo!

Have a good week, kids!
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