A Breif Note to Everyone in the World:

A few of you seem confused as to the various roles humans play in the world. As such I have developed some new rules* that if followed, can keep you from looking like less of an ass in the future:


1. Bossing people around doesn't make you "the Boss".

2. Not being able to hear others viewpoints doens't automatically make you correct.

3. Just because something happens within ear or eyeshot of you, doesn't mean it has something to do with you, or is any of your business.

4. Do not commit crimes in front of windows or police.

5. Buying a camera does not make you a "production company".

6. Owning a book on Wicca does not make you a high preistess or any other kind of pagan elder.

7. If you can't let a silly argument go after a full month, please seek professional help.

8. If you can't keep a secret, please be honest about that when someone says "can you keep a secret?".

9. If you arent' sure whether or not you're under arrest, listen for the words "you're under arrest".

10. And for heaven's sake, if s/he has been untrustworthy in the past...get eveything in writing!!!

* If you think a passive agresive LJ post is about you, in full or in part, please do NOT bombard the writer with comments asking "is this about me?". If I'd wanted to tell you something personally, I would.


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