Beast of the Lashing Tongue? LickingToad, did you write this quiz???

I amNyarlathotep! The 999 forms of Nyarlathotep are a point of meditation for the true initiate. It is through these manifold faces that the secrets of the universe are made known. Called "The Crawling Chaos", Nyarlathotep is the disembodied ego of Azathoth and thus the universal "I" of known reality. Some of the many documented forms are; Father of Knives, Nephren-Ka, the Black Man, the Beast of the Lashing Tongue to name a few.

Which Great Old One are you?

I hope I'm never asked to pronounce that, BTW.

I have been trading Emails with my pledge-mom, which if any of you were "greek" in college you know what I'm talking about. It's a nice thing for me, since I don't have an actual family to hang out with, I sort of leach off the families of other decent Americans.

We took pics at work tonight, which was kind of fun. Then I got the pics Emailed to me...so now I feel hideous. No, I'm not fishing for kind words, I'm just owning the fact that I feel hideous.

In other news, I got a bit sidetracked from my HTML studies by rereading Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Man, Gary Oldman in that movie will kick a bunch of ass. I'm stoked in advance.

Thinking Caps, Please...

Okay, I need a new outgoing message thingy for my voicemail. It is for both H and I (heh heh) but need not feature our names, or in fact, any info about who we are or the fact that they have reached voicemail.

Examples may include dialogue from TV or film, interesting factoid, clever limerick, or anything else that says "Wednes" to you.

So please, help me think of one, and the winner will get a fabulous prize.

Why do I like Sundays?

I'm not sure why, but I feel pretty damn good today. Spirited Away is going to sell out next show, and I have no time to see Russian Ark even though I really wanted to AND heard it was good besides...

Eric Idle is going to be on Simpsons tonight. They are also actually supposed to show Futurama, which if you've been keeping up, is not something FOX has been doing very well. They are kind of like Mtv in that way...much much better before they tried to be all things to all people. And I hate when they show Sports instead of my shows. There are a whole bunch of channels that are just sports, so I don't see why it has to take time away from the few good shows they actually have on FOX. (Gee, I've been complaining about FOX a lot lately. Must be because I have no cable).

I also like Sunday because it is the day I am most likely to go to Stucci's and get free ice cream.
Free ice cream is really really really good. Plus it will have peanut butter in it.

Once I get paid, I'm going to probably buy Who Framed Roger Rabbit on DVD, because my VHS of it looks really crappy and dark, and that's one of those movies that should always look beautiful.

Are *YOU* going to be at the singles event?

For the record:

The fact that you are inquiring about a singles event does NOT give you license to flirt with me in a smarmy way.

"Why don't we just skip it and go get a drink"
"Are YOU single...and are you an event?"
"So, I guess I'll mingle with you later..."

All I can say is, no wonder you're all still single.
For heaven's sake, I'm just the fat lady at the front desk, leave me alone!!!

I'm pissed about something, and I'm wasted. Beleive it, or not?

You know, I'm something of a raging idiot when it comes to some things. A detractor of mine recently referred to me as a "fucked up moody bitch". While I don't give credence to the ravings of some weirdo, I must confess that such a statement is not without a whispering of truth.

Translation: Yeah, I'm crazy. So?!?

( cut for the benefit of those who love to read my journal, yet are not interested in things having to do with my hot hot boss )

You know, my life is pretty sucky and boring, so I live inside my head a lot more than I used to. Hopefully, I'll be able to transfer all this nice pain and rage into a beautiful novel that will live on long after I die.

Unless I don't feel like dying, in which case i'll just make indie films.