Thinking Caps, Please...

[wednes]

Okay, I need a new outgoing message thingy for my voicemail. It is for both H and I (heh heh) but need not feature our names, or in fact, any info about who we are or the fact that they have reached voicemail.

Examples may include dialogue from TV or film, interesting factoid, clever limerick, or anything else that says "Wednes" to you.

So please, help me think of one, and the winner will get a fabulous prize.

Comments

[christowang.livejournal.com]

"If you are a burglar, then we're at home cleaning our weapons and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message."

[lickingtoad.livejournal.com]

WED: "Wednesday. It's not just a day, it's a state of mind. Wednesday's current location is: ..."

HOLL: "The medicine cabinet."

WED: "She is taking ..."

HOLL: "Risperidone."

WED: "Risperidone: Antipsychotic; practical uses: Allows the creation of inane answering machine messages."

Re:

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's pretty funny.