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Which Ralph Wiggum Quote Are You? (Simpsons)
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Well, Spirited Away *did* win best animated film, so I'm glad I don't have to make good on my threat do commit suicide via leaping off the top of the box office. Double good since I have the next 3 days off work.

And may I say: Congratulations to Oscar winning composer, Eminem!
And Chris Cooper rocks, I'm so glad for him!

Off to the doc today to find out what odd little pill I'll have to take next in order to help me fake a higher level of "sanity". I'll keep you all posted since I'm sure you're just dying to know...

No doc for me:

You know what? Having to go to the docs all the damn time and get stupid meds is a huge pain in the ass. And for some reason, it makes me feel victimized by things that are out of my control. And I resent having to go back to those people for my meds, seeing as how they violated my privacy and d/p privilage on my first visit.

As such, you will all be treated to a newer, more pill-free Wednes, free from the obnoxious side effects of "mind altering legal substances".

I think its ridiculous that the same people who tell me how horrible I am for smoking pot are the first ones to tell me why its important for me to take meds that make me sick, dizzy, wired or too tired, constantly thirsty, unable to um...well, sex stuff, and other assorted side effects.

And truth be told, I don't think I need them. At least not now. I have a job and a regular sleep schedule. I take my vitamins, watch my caffeine and sugar intake, and yes, I even excersize.

So take that, Guernica!!!

Oh, and "Word of Fred" if you're reading this, do get in touch with me.
I think your Email is broken.

Uh OH!

Maybe I should rethink this whole thing:


You will perish of fits. Repeat this to yourself:
"Things can work out even if I don't get
my way. Things can work out even...."


What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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It's like...some kind of Golden Age for Quizzes.

But now I gotta go, lest I miss the fantastapotamous!