Well now,

Work was fine, boring and slow, and I think the war is making everyone sad.

I am sad, because I found out we are getting that stupid fucking movie about stewardesses tomorrow. Not The Pianist, not Talk to Her, not even Willard. Please, Cody Banks would be better than this peice of garbage. So I will be hanging my head in shame for Madstone all weekend long.
I realize we need to get our numbers up, but I'd be less humiliated selling tix to Stewardess School with Donny Most (ralph malph). Plus, a film like that is going to bring in every ignorant star-fucking wannabee backward-hat having, is-it-good-for-kids, I didn't bring my college ID with me-- idiot in the Ann Arbor/Ypsi area. And I hate them. I hate them all so much!

That said, we are also having midnight shows of Tommy, which I will be checking out on the big screen. Madstone has excellent sound, better than Showcase or Quality 16.

I also got some tips on where I might pick up a copy of Series 7 for my very own. So I'll be on that as soon as my finances are better. I'm going to be poor since I had to call in crazy last weekend...

I don't know whether to laugh or take a 6 Month nap...

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There is an episode of Leave it to Beaver where Beav is supposed to write a poem for school, and he and Ward work on it. But it starts getting late and Beav has to go to bed, so Ward writes the poem for him (after specifically telling June he wouldn't do that). So Beaver copies the poem and hands it in at school. Next thing you know, Beaver is supposed to get an award for a poem actually written by Ward. This presents a moral connundrum for Ward, who can't let Beaver take credit for something he didn't do. More difficult still is the fact that Beaver thinks he wrote the poem, because he helped and copied it himself. What is Ward to do?

Well, they wrap it up in 30 minutes with writing that would put most family show writers to shame. And its all very moral and filled with good old fashioned American values.

My point?

Well, Beavers poem was about Bears, so I thought of that just now.

What do you want from me?
It's after 4 in the morning!

Okay, one more for the road:

My personality is rated 24.What is yours?quiz by midgetfarm.com

He's back:

My apologies to everyone for the foul language, but this was too funny not to pass along to all of you...

I'd love to hear eveyone's thoughts. hee hee hee!

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UterDICK, you're just a sugar-filled defective faggot. You can't debate for shit. You dropped out of college and are a loser. You're also dying. Your diabetes will shorten your lifespan. You probably can't even get it up, unless you're looking at altar boys you damned queer. We all know Wednesday likes pussy more than cock, which we know she's not getting now. Unless her boss needs his ass licked out.

The rest of you are obviously queers and dykes. Uneducated, minimum-wage jobs, fat assed Satanic pieces of shit. None of you will make it into Heaven. Even Jesus couldn't save your rotten, corrupted souls. Fucking sick bastards.

Everyone on your friend list is a druggie ass loser. Fairie bitches, fags, retards, and other Taco Bell losers. Hey, Wednesday, where do you live, in a trailer park? Aren't you from Ferndale or some white trash place like that? Did you even finish your degree? Everyone in Blair knew you were an easy sick bitch. Rumor had it that you even liked black guys. You also reeked. I dont think you knew what a shower was.

Friday is today: Pagan New Year's Day

Work was not nearly as bad as I suspected, although I almost got busted looking at an Email from that guy who's been harassing me. The stewardess movie crowd is not that bad so far. And tonight is the pinball contest, so I may even stick around for that. The New Year has put me in a good mood, and I am feeling empowered by all the good juju in the air, and that kick ass full moon was also a beautiful thing.

My DVD's finally came in the mail, so now I have a cool, 2-disc set of Citizen Kane, and The Ring, and In the Mouth of Madness because Sam Neill is the bomb. I have thought so every since seeing him in The Final Conflict (whoa, maybe I *am* a "Satanist" after all), and later, Dead Calm with an amazingly crazy Billy Zane.

If I haven't said this before, I love Evian water! It is so clean and yummy, not only is it like drinking snow, but it makes me actually prefer water over soda (and not pussy over cock as my detractor would assert), which is cool, because I loves me some coca cola.

Without pushing my beleifs on anyone: Happy Pagan New Year! I would like to wish everyone well and invite you all to harness the powerful energy of the season and maybe use some of it to imporve your lives. That is my plan at least. And this is the perfect time to make lasting change...and send wednes some flowers (hear that, H?)