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wednes ([personal profile] wednes) wrote2003-03-21 06:27 pm
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He's back:

My apologies to everyone for the foul language, but this was too funny not to pass along to all of you...

I'd love to hear eveyone's thoughts. hee hee hee!

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UterDICK, you're just a sugar-filled defective faggot. You can't debate for shit. You dropped out of college and are a loser. You're also dying. Your diabetes will shorten your lifespan. You probably can't even get it up, unless you're looking at altar boys you damned queer. We all know Wednesday likes pussy more than cock, which we know she's not getting now. Unless her boss needs his ass licked out.

The rest of you are obviously queers and dykes. Uneducated, minimum-wage jobs, fat assed Satanic pieces of shit. None of you will make it into Heaven. Even Jesus couldn't save your rotten, corrupted souls. Fucking sick bastards.

Everyone on your friend list is a druggie ass loser. Fairie bitches, fags, retards, and other Taco Bell losers. Hey, Wednesday, where do you live, in a trailer park? Aren't you from Ferndale or some white trash place like that? Did you even finish your degree? Everyone in Blair knew you were an easy sick bitch. Rumor had it that you even liked black guys. You also reeked. I dont think you knew what a shower was.

[identity profile] darkeryet.livejournal.com 2003-03-21 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
*rrrrrolling on the floor laughing*
Thanks! I needed this. :-)

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[identity profile] wednes.livejournal.com 2003-03-21 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Always glad to share in the monumentous fun that is my life.

[identity profile] spun-lepton.livejournal.com 2003-03-21 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL, and then some of us actually matured after high school.

This pretty much counts as an admitted defeat to me. Here he railing against uneducated people, and he can't even write out a reasonable rebuttal. Instead it's a tirade bordering on racism. If he hates us so much, why does he care what we think of him? I bet he has a mullet.

Oooohhh! He called us SATANISTS! Eek! Oh no! I thought he said he wasn't Christian. So, now he's pulling the Southern Baptist line? So, are we supposed to believe anything else he says about himself?

85K a year, huh? I didn't know you could make that much money slurping up people's cesspools. Then again, maybe he likes the taste so much he's willing to put in major overtime.

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[identity profile] wednes.livejournal.com 2003-03-21 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You know how sometimes a person goes off on you in some totally unreasonable way, and the quieter you get, the madder they get?

If he really made 85K a year, you can bet he'd sign his name.

Whee!

[identity profile] lickingtoad.livejournal.com 2003-03-21 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"The rest of you are obviously queers and dykes. Uneducated, minimum-wage jobs, fat assed Satanic pieces of shit. None of you will make it into Heaven. Even Jesus couldn't save your rotten, corrupted souls. Fucking sick bastards."

He mentioned me! I feel so _special!_

P.S.: If you run into Jesus, like at the 7-11 or suchlike, tell him howdy for me.

Re: Whee!

[identity profile] wednes.livejournal.com 2003-03-21 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You *are* special. That's why I love you so much.

It's just a good thing neither of us has ever dated a "black guy", because God hates them.

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[identity profile] skoolgrl1979.livejournal.com 2003-03-21 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFL. This person is got to be the STUPIDEST PERSON I've ever heard of. I've been following his posts and the comments you guys have made aftger him. I almost pity him for being so dumb but then I wouldn't have anyone to laugh at.

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[identity profile] wednes.livejournal.com 2003-03-21 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I just think its hilarious that he won't say who he is. Talk about your pansy-ass cowards...

It's funny because he started out saying he wans't rascist, then his latest comments about black guys...
I wonder if maybe he doens't know what a rascist is. Wouldn't surprise me, since he doesn't seem to know much else.

[identity profile] near-dark.livejournal.com 2003-03-21 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
The closest Taco Bell is an hour and a half away, damn it!

[identity profile] drakemobius.livejournal.com 2003-03-21 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I thought it said detective faggot. Sugar filled detecive faggot. Sounds like a tv show.

Anyways, mmmmmm, satan.

hahaha

[identity profile] wednes.livejournal.com 2003-03-22 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe sugar filled detective faggot is actually a breakfast cereal.

I can't wait to see the cartoon spokesman...

[identity profile] cepheidus.livejournal.com 2003-03-22 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Holy fuck, I'm dating a queer! I thank anonymous dickwad's God that he revealed this critical revelation to me before I ran off and married the fag or something.

And he's dying too? Damn . . .
best toss this obvious loser of a fish back into the deep blue sea.

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[identity profile] wednes.livejournal.com 2003-03-22 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
If you do, let me know where.

I'm not too proud to go "dumpster diving"