Fella list: Annex

Now that I've had some extra sleep, it occurs to me that I missed a few fellas on my list of crazy Hollywood and alternate reality crushes.

And here's who I missed:

Vince Vaughn
Uterdic
Dylan McDermott
Mike21478 (he complained)
Frederico Castellucio
Rob Zombie
Chris Noth
Towelie
Otto Mann

Yeah, I know the last 2 are cartoons! What's your point?

Jobby Jokes or Why I am passive/aggressive at work

Here's some of the stupid questions I was asked tonight at work:

Do I buy tickets here (standing in front of box office)?

How much are your movies/when are they (while standing in front of sign listing prices/times) ?

Do you have a restroom (we sell ready-to-eat food, its illegal not to have one) ?

I already bought my ticket, can I walk around the mall now?

What's a student?

Do you show movies here?

Oh, is this a movie theatre?

I'm late, can you start the movie over?

How did your boss become so strikingly handsome? (oh wait, that's MY question)

And I kid you not, some lady stood outside the box office for 15-20 minutes wondering aloud why she smelled popcorn. We pointed toward the popper, even got ourselves corn and ate it, she just didn't get the hint. It was the most ridiculous thing I'd ever seen a sober person do in the mall. Well, that and all the parents who let the saloon doors (at the mall bar) hit thier kids in the head on the way out.

In other news, I'm having the weekly gathering tonight at my place. So that will be big, wild fun!