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wednes ([personal profile] wednes) wrote2003-01-11 09:46 pm
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Jobby Jokes or Why I am passive/aggressive at work

Here's some of the stupid questions I was asked tonight at work:

Do I buy tickets here (standing in front of box office)?

How much are your movies/when are they (while standing in front of sign listing prices/times) ?

Do you have a restroom (we sell ready-to-eat food, its illegal not to have one) ?

I already bought my ticket, can I walk around the mall now?

What's a student?

Do you show movies here?

Oh, is this a movie theatre?

I'm late, can you start the movie over?

How did your boss become so strikingly handsome? (oh wait, that's MY question)

And I kid you not, some lady stood outside the box office for 15-20 minutes wondering aloud why she smelled popcorn. We pointed toward the popper, even got ourselves corn and ate it, she just didn't get the hint. It was the most ridiculous thing I'd ever seen a sober person do in the mall. Well, that and all the parents who let the saloon doors (at the mall bar) hit thier kids in the head on the way out.

In other news, I'm having the weekly gathering tonight at my place. So that will be big, wild fun!

[identity profile] near-dark.livejournal.com 2003-01-11 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
This just gives further proof of my theory that people are retarded.

With the exception of a few.

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[identity profile] wednes.livejournal.com 2003-01-12 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, its fucking unbeleivable.

I still love my job, though.

YEah-

[identity profile] man-bites-dog.livejournal.com 2003-01-13 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm late, can you start the movie over? That's my favorite one. People can be really fucking retarded.

Re: YEah-

[identity profile] wednes.livejournal.com 2003-01-13 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No, they are all really smart.

Oh sorry, I was high just then.

Re: YEah-

[identity profile] man-bites-dog.livejournal.com 2003-01-14 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly.

[identity profile] thewordoffred.livejournal.com 2003-01-13 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
I can't believe someone asked you to start the movie over.

I always bring my remote control from home and just rewind it myself.

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[identity profile] wednes.livejournal.com 2003-01-13 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)

Well yeah...