May I ask...

Can I please ask the witches out there what you do when non-bleivers ask about your beleif system? I am having trouble with some well meaning athiests who want to ask questions after question but are totally ignorant as to the ways of the witch. I don't want to be rude, but I have a pretty short fuse for ignorant questions.

TV Guide

So H passed me the new TV guide today, even though i only open it for the crossword puzzle. Inside was a list of 50 best cartoon characters. Being an Entertainment Weekly subscriber, I've about had my fill of silly lists, but what the hell, I gave it a lookin'

The list was more or less fine, except that they do thier list in numerical order, I would think a list of this kind would start with #50 and lead up to #1. I mean, does everyone have to follow the reverse pyramid writing style? Anyway, as one of the litle factiods at the bottom of the page claims that Bart Simpsons middle name is Jo-Jo. I have never heard this before.

I am aware that all of the Simpson men have J as thier middle initial. We have learned that Homers middle name is, in fact, "Jay". I remember no reference to Abe or Barts middle name, othe rthan the aforementioned initial.

So my question: Does anyone know of any basis in logical fact that supports TV Guide's claim? Please, please tell me.

Oh, and the job interview went okay. if they like me, they'll call next week for second interview. It seems like a good gig, I'd like to get it.