Top Five

Been getting some cool interviews lined up for the good people at Zombie Zone News and my amazing segment Picking Brains with Wednesday Lee Friday which I use despite my annoyance with the idea that zombie prefer brains. If anyone has any questions they'd like me to ask Craig Spector do let me know by the Saturday night.

Spent last weekend rereading what I have so far on The Finster Effect. To my great delight, it kicks ass and is pretty scary. There are a few scenes that made me weepy when I read them--nothing chokes people up like the story of a boy and his dog. Let's hope people also bond with the militia folks, the medical and pharma staff, the hapless fast food manager, and the kidnapper's son. Oh yes, plus there's zombies.

Anderson Cooper was on Letterman last night. I watched about 15 minutes and it was terrible. Just terrible. Jokes about Lindsey Lohan and Charlie Sheen? Seriously? Who gives a rat's ass? Anyway, I DVR'd it so I can watch my beloved AC without all the top-five reasons why no one should watch Letterman anymore. You know what?
Here are my top-five reasons no one should watch Letterman anymore:

5. He makes Dick Clark look like a spry youngling.

4. Paul Shafer needs to free himself that he may fill the musical hole left by Phil Spector's incarceration.

3. Buttafuco Buttafuco Buttafuco

2. His writers should be fetching coffee for the geniuses who write for Tosh.0

And the number one reason no one should watch Letterman anymore is:

1. Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert exist.