Send more paramedics...or don't.

I have, on many occasions, stated that I blame Dan O'Bannon for the unfortunate phenomenon in which everybody and their brother thinks that zombies say Braaaains. People, this is simply not the case. Zombies do not speak. They just don't. If they can breathe, and think, and decide exactly what kind of public servant they'd like for nom noms, how the hell are they even zombies? Not even the Army Copse of Engineers could pull that off.

Today, I had the good fortune of having my assertion confirmed by none other than John Russo.



And there was much rejoicing.