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Anywhoo, here's the Friday Five:
1. What’s the most embarrassing thing/job you’ve had to do to earn money?
Geez, where to begin? A series of progressively more demeaning and horrible fast food jobs. In fact, I had to go back to McDonalds to work after college because I couldn't find a job in my field for the first two years. It was awful, awful I tells ya.
2. What’s the easiest and quickest way you have earned a buck?
Writing papers for people. I'd do it now if I could.
3. If you could set your own salary, according to your skills and worth, how much would you earn?
I think 100K a year is very reasonable to avail yourself of my wit, wisdom, talent, and charm. YOU fine people get it for free.
4. Are you a good saver?
Oh hell no, that's why I need all that money.
5. What’s the most expensive and useless thing you have ever bought?
I bought a whip-ass yellow anaconda whom I loved very much despite his exorbitant costs and tedious cleanup needs. Why was it useless? Because as soon as he was big enough, he started biting the hell out of me on a regular basis. That is how it came to pass that I have the distinctive trait of having been bitten multiple times by an anaconda. He was almost 6 feet long, in case you're wondering.
So listen, I want to upload a new mood theme to my photobucket account. Is there a way to upload everything at once without having to find each picute one at a time? There's like, 130 of them. Can I put them as one big file? Even I don't have the time or inclination for such tedium.
Psst, Ryan and Katie: I saw your wedding pics before you!
Bwah hahahahahaha!
Did you know some fools brought light sabers to your wedding?