wednes | Apr. 14th, 2006

OMG, the guy in this Onion article totally looks like

skryche. Plus, it's from The Onion, so it's funny. For a different kind of funny (the mean spirited kind) do check out the article about the Epcot Center ride that keeps killing people. And you people thought Epcot was boring!

My new foray into the world of anti-nuttiness meds consists of a steadily increasing dosage of something called TOPOMAX. Apparently it will help me "function better" and decrease my appetite as an added bonus. Funny, because I often forget to eat anyway. If I eat breakfast, I'll feel hungry in a few hours; but if I skip it I will likely forget to eat until I feel all sick and gross. Hopefully this will work without giving me any crazy side effects. Hives are terrible, but all my glands swelling up at once was awful, I felt like Mister MacKay from South Park (and probably looked like him too!)

Hopefully I'll be able to get my sleep schedule back to normal. I got like, 6 phone calls while I was sleeping tonight. I also forgot to watch Smallville, which may or may not have been "fresh." I don't really mind forgetting to watch seeing as how they've forgotten to not suck for quite some time now.

My new mood theme rules. I heart Colbert.

Went shoping for H's Easter candies. I got a bag of Hershey cherry cordial kisses, (which sound yummy) some tiny snickers, sour starburst jellybeans, reece's eggs, a plastic egg w/a tiny etch-a-sketch inside, some hotwheels, one of those punching balloons, and a giant Hershey almonds. I imagine I'll pop by the $1 store to fill that out a bit and get more toys. H loves getting cheap, funny toys.

( Okay, this has to be said, even though I've been trying to avoid it: ) And you know what else? More than even the people who rigged the voting machines, I blame anyone stupid/naive/sheepish enough to have voted for that draft-dodging*, coke swilling*, red neck jackass in the first fucking place. Seriously, how could anyone have thought that was a good idea?

*Note: draft-dodging and coke-swilling only make you a bad person if you're sending other people's children off to die or spending billions of dollars on a "war" against drugs.

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