Miscellaneous:

Have you heard? The good people at Angry Alien put up thier new version of Pulp Fiction via 30 Second Bunny Theatre.

We don't get to see the new ones for free much these days since they've been picked up by Starz! I don't have Starz and really don't want my Comcast bill getting any higher than the $125 it already is. In fact, we're probably dropping a bunch of channels once we move.

( Anyway, here's a couple of quizes! )

Anyone know if Undead is playing anywhere around Ann Arbor or Detroit? How the hell am I supposed to see it if it's no where around here? Fie!!!

The Chomping Adventures of Robot Shark!

So I'm watching some show about a Robot Shark. It's actually pretty cool. It's so fooling to the other animnals that it has a real remora swimming under it. Adorable!

Robot Shark swims around to investigate and record all these different shark species...you know...incognito. It can do that since it's fairly ambiguous looking, so far as sharks go. It was really amazing to watch. Then Robot Shark went somewhere else and got totally chomped on by these crocodiles. I don't know where they were because I was listening to itunes and we don't have the subtitles anymore on the TV.

Anyway, it was kind of sad to watch poor Robot Shark get chomped.

The scientist guys made another one though. I think he's called Robot Shark 2.
I bet it won't be as good as the first one; they almost never are.








Note: this is not to be confused with Troy, the Shark Submarine that Fabien Cousteau has been tooling around in as of late. That one is definately supposed to be a Great White (or a blue pointer for you's in the UK. Do you's still call them that?)

To: Confidential

Really? You can't take the drama of having friends eh???

So that's why you don't have any, is it?

Has it ever occurred to you that you are a ridiculous, mean-spirited, judgmental, uneducated ass who appears to exist only to use people for whatever you can get out of them before they flee from you in terror? Could that be the reason why you have no friends, do you think?

Have you ever thought that perhaps the way you treat other human beings as if they are your audience is as ludicrous as it is offensive. You throw yourself at other people's boyfriends or husbands or fathers and then wonder why no one wants to be around you. You condescend to and villify anyone with the audacity to disagree with you even though you change your mind about your core beleifs ever few months. And of course, you've had everything you want in life handed to you while complaining constantly about how rough you have it.

Want to know who I think you look like?
An unstable bitch who really needs to get the hell away from me and stay there!
The mere mention of your name makes me physically ill.

And yes, now that you mention it, I do think you come across as a white-trash, trailer-dwelling housewife. The fact that someone gave you a house as a gift doesn't make you any less trashy, bitchy or disgusting.

Maybe you should go back to cocaine, booze and shoplifting to get your kicks like you did back when you were judging me for "embarassing you" with my shabby clothes. Or maybe you should go spend some more QT with your rascist-ass ancestors back in Hazel-Tucky.

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Hmmm...I feel much better having gotten that off my chest.

I should have posted that a long time ago.


EDIT: For heaven's sake people, I'm not talking about anyone on my friends list. Nor is it anyone who comes over to my place. So please stop Texting, E-mailing and calling me to ask if it's so-and-so. Although funnily enough, at least one of you knows this bee-yotch and hasn't said a word.