More about the media:

He grows up, and marries YOU! How can anyone not have a crush on this kid? He's ADORABLE!! Check it, it's from Goblet of Fire

Moving on to television, specifically what we watch in the absense of "fresh" Smallville yet again:
For one brief exciting moment, I thought tonights episode of LOST was breaking from accepted TV formula in crazy, new and inventive ways. Instead, it just fucked with it's loyal veiwers the way TV so often does. Just kill her already--she sucks, she can't speak French, and Sayid could do much better! And I'm telling you people, Locke is a bad man!