Great news, fatties! You won't be able to eat!!!

I want to find the makers of this product and kill them.

Anybody with me?

In other news, I'm midway thru chapter 6, which puts me at about 14,400 something words.
My concern now is that it feels like the story is about halfway done, when word wise, it's only about 1/4 or so.
I might have to go back and explain some things more or something.