The Democratic Process:

Okay, I voted. So if things don't go my way, I'll have only the rest of you ass-clowns to blame.



I Voted... Did You?

I stood in line for over an hour, in a big stupid gymnasium where bells kept ringing. It was all very pavlovian. In case anyone forgot, I detest being in close proximity to other human beings. They have no manners, and don't even know enough to care that they have no manners, and these are the people who actually care enough to vote in the first place.

I had to let cripples go in front of me, which I suppose sounds rude and crass to say, but why should I have to wait longer just because I can walk?
Then, they accidentally gave me two ballots, so I had to vote over again, having filled out the front of one ballot and the back of the other--man, I didn't see that coming.

And to top it all off, I didn't get one of those stupid stickers that says "I voted".
The good news is, we will be able to gamble freely in our grocery stores and places of worship; there will be no special rights for the gays; and the demon marijuana will be excized from out schools, which will of course, save the children. In case you cant' tell I'm being sarcastic.

Speaking of sarcasm, I'm feeling very encouraged about my NaNo novel. I think that is because it encompasses two of my favorite things: sarcasm, and stabbing someone multiple times in the torso.
If I become a well respected cult writer because of this, I'm buying the_omega_man something really fucking cool!

And now, I nap.