Two of EVERY creature!!!

Anyone know how big a cubit is?

I think it's time to start buidling an ark...

...the walkway to my apartment is totally flooded.

My day:

Words of advice to families seeing Shrek 2:

If your kid is older than 2, they have to have a ticket.
Two and a half is older than 2, so is 3, so is 4.

Your kid screaming for popcorn in the theatre is not cute.
Your kid screaming anywhere is not cute.
Your kid throwing popcorn for fun is not acceptable.
You are the parent, DO something about it.
If you do nothing, please refrain from acting affronted or shocked that you are being asked to leave.

Running up and down the aisles in a dark theatre is dangerous, that's why adults don't typically do this.

And for theatregoers in general:

I don't know you. Therefore, I don't know where your husband has gone, what theatre your children are in, or which showing of Shrek they went to. And no, you can not go into all 7 theatres and yell for them.

If you don't have enough money for a ticket, you can't go in no matter how much you yell, swear or call me a rascist.

If you are not a member, you may not use the member line. This rule is not in affect because I am "a total bitch" but please go right on thinking that if it makes you feel better.

You cannot have your money back because Van Helsing sucked; especailly if I tried to warn you.

I swear I'm going to send X-rated videos to the next parent that get in my face because they had to "come all the way from the car" to buy 10 year old kids tickets to an R rated movie. Sorry if Showcase doesn't care...you ain't at fucking showcase now, lady.

Wow, I feel so much better having gotten that off my chest.

Ha, good luck with that, Cosmos!

UCAUTION

IN THE INTEREST OF SAFETY IT IS ADVISABLE TO KEEP WEDNES AWAY FROM FIRE AND FLAMES.

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From Go-Quiz.com

How on earth will I light the bong without a flame?
It's madness I tells ya, MADNESS!!!

In other news, I had a swell time meeting fflo and setting her up with her membership.

Finished reading Zombie Survival Guide. I enjoyed the scenarios and "history" of zombie attacks. Good stuff. Now I'm on to "Witch Hunt: history of persecution" by Nigel Cawthorne.

I got Email from Kassy in London today, and later I decided to buy the entire catalog (3 disks) of the works of Richard Cheese. His version of Baby got Back has been in my head all day. Do give him a listen if you haven't yet...good stuff!