First Annual Text Message Awards:

Many thanks to those of you who participated in my project to obtain fanciful and entertaining text messages.

Eleven of you rose to the text messaging challenge. boblovesdot chose to regail me with Prince lyrics and Bride of Chucky humor. it was very nice.

anathon sent me this message en espanol "Mi mano es mi amigo. Donde esta el bao," which I suspect is supposed to say bano with a tilde. Am I right? Hilarious!

My good buddy and fellow fan derekfz wrote of zappa videos, and offered me forehead smooch.
I did not release the hounds.

And my dear pleasing_tint mentioned short people, and hames brown before the end of his message was cut off. Sorry Tinty, I still think you rock!

Clever zonereyrie attempted to woo my favor with a tantalizing scenario involving my HHB. A good effort indeed.

But this is not to suggest that the ladies did not rise to the challenge...

My friend and pizza eating chum, absinthofheart reminded me of great philosopher Socrates who said "I drank what?!"

And freind of myself and of kittens everywhere, smarbaby sent me some very sweet wishes and suggestions to make my day go better. And wouldn't you know it, my day was swell.

And the vivacious lovelesslover sent me two, counte 'em 2 messages which filled my tiny heart with glee.

Canadian Belle and Mom Extraordinaire fyreangel was kind enough to wish me well even though she says she couldn't think of anything "interesting". Like that girl has to try to be of interest...


But I must tell you...The Winner is our own kookyfaerie who simply stated an eternal fact:
"The truth will set you free, but first, it will piss you off"

Be on the lookout for your fabulous gift, Baby!
And many, MANY thanks to all who played. I've never had so much fun for $1.10 !!!

The Weather outside is Frightful..and I aint lyin'

Went over to K and N's with my beloved roomate to take care of business and have some pizza. And of course, I got to spend some time smiling at that baby I like. Gave K her Xmas gifts, and got mine from them. Much to my utter delight, i got the Simpsons Clue game. Select cast memebers play regular Clue (r with circle) characters and the weapoins include marge's necklace and the poisoned donut.

I also got to watch Simpsons Hit and Run, which tru to all reports, looks goddamn hilarious.

Tomorrow I plan to start my excersize program, and sign up for the diet thing online. Even though I happen to be doing this in the beginning of the year, it should not be thoguht of as a new Years resolution or any of that corny hogwash. It just so happens that I'm ready now. So I hope the world is ready for a slim, sexy Wednes, because she'll be coming to a town near you before you know it.

And she'll be irrisistable...