The Most Sinister Day of the Year!

That's right kiddies, its national Left Handed Day. While this doesn't affect me in the slightest, I'd like to give a "shout out" to send out my "props" for all of the sinister types who find themselves part of my loyal reader base. You lefties are okay by me, please enjoy your special day. and maybe end it by letting my know why in hell you need a day! your own day? To celebrate your abnormality? Who next? the fags?!? When is right-handers day? Yeah...you don't have an asnwer for that do ya? Ya sinister bastards!!!

Okay sorry, that got away from me. But sometimes those freaks just make me so damn mad!!!

I told someone earlier that I would not be including any fiction in the books I planned to give away. This has turned out to be a filthy lie, as there will be much already read fiction that will be going into one of these boxes. And I hope you people like toys...

Tonight on Shark Week they will be showing some kind of mechanical shark camera thingy that looks pretty cool from the trailers.
So if you're looking for me around 9pm, I'll be in front of my TV, watching sharks.

It begiiiins!

People have begun the surprisngly speedy process of stopping by and looking thru the big boxes of giving away stuff. So if you're clamoring for boxy merchandise, better give a shout out ASAP!

Also, Fanta strawberry soda is really really good.

Took a quiz today on the phone asking me about the services i recieve at my docs office. I took 6 minutes before 9pm. Sheesh!

Toodles to Gregory Hines, I am sorry he is croaked. Helluva dancer that one!

I've decided that my bedroom is going to be off limits for the party. Not like you all wanted to congregate there, but it's not going to be done. Frankly, I'd rather spend the time relaxing or with friends or cooking party food. I mean, its not like my tombstone will say 'Wednes unpacked promptly and her house was always so neat and tidy". Hopefully, i'll be remembered for my sensational wit, my cooking skills, my charming attitude (okay, I'm just making shit up now) and my relentless adoration for my Hot Hot Boss and that Monkey Guy. VIP's may inquire about seeing my delightful SpongeBob SquarePants bathroom located just off the master bedroom. it's really quite cute.

But I'm just not going to stress myself out any further.