Trigger Happy TV: Greatest Comedy EVER!!!

Well, I got to see cepheidus before she goes off to Italy for five whole weeks. She thinks she's so big, just because she's happy and has a job she likes...whatever!!! ;)

In my endless quest to own mor ethings, I just ordered H and I a new set of dark stripey towels from Brylane. Now I don't have to let people see the towels with enormous hair color stains on them.

Speaking of my hair, I think I'm going to get it cut this week. I have a co worker who is studying to be a stylist or cutter or wahtever you call them. It will be the first professional haircut I've had since 1996.

Daria is on Noggin every night now. It rules.

I beat you and you're chipotle mayo!

I don't mean, I beat you and you are also chipotle mayo. I mean like, I am victorious over you and in addition to that, I am victorious over the chipotle mayo as well. Take that, Olga's!

In case you don't know, I stopped eating at Olga's because they couldn't seem to figure out the scientific formula involved with making a burger no onions. On top of that, when I took my burger back to have it corected, the manager acted like a total ass to me. So I fired off an irritated Email to thier corporate office. They sent back an apology, which I did not really care about...but last night, I got a letter in the mail with a real apology and 2 free coupons for sandwiches. So I will no longer be a puppet of the flatbread sandwich conglomerate that's ruining this great country of ours! That's right...take THAT Guernica...and your 3-cheese balls too!

Russian Ark is doing great guns at the theatre this weekend; and we're already selling tix for Friday night's Harry Potter show. I'm super dooper excited because my Hot Hot Boss is letting me dress up "like a witch".
That just makes him Extra Extra Hot!!!