Stuff I bought and did and stuff...

You are Dr. Satan!


Which 'House of 1000 Corpses' Character Are You?
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Went shopping at Bbuster, and totally forgot to get the blank tapes I've been needing for weeks. But I did get the following things on Widescreen DVD:

Secretary
White Oleander
American Psycho 2 (yeah, so...you wanna make something out of it?)
Red Dragon

And on VHS I bought the Woody Allen masterpeice: "Everything you always wanted to know baout sex *but were afriad to ask". It's the amazing 70's film where Gene Wilder falls in love with a sheep, Regis Philbin asks "What's my perversion", and a giant breast reeks havoc on a smallish community of squares.
Total cost to Wednes: $36.00


You are a pegasus.
You have a sweet, loving personality, and it's hard
not to love you. Just don't let people walk
all over you too much.
Pesasus are known for their free spirits.


Mythical Creatures
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My weekend felt very stressful, and I was so tired and sick and cranky by the end of the weekend, I didn't make it in to work on Sunday. Crazy. But I did manage to take out my dissatisfaction for my work by "comp"ing several people with free movie tickets.

On second thought, I didn't really do that.
That, of course, would be wrong.

Big Salad

Today is grocery shopping day. Every 2 weeks, after H and I get paid, we take a cab to the grocery store and get 2 weeks worth of groceries. It's pretty fun, because almost no other couples are there shopping together. Just moms with kids...they can be pretty damn hilarious from a people watching stance. You'd think I'd be bored with people watching, what with working at the mall and all...but no. It's so damn fascinating.

Tonight we're having a big antipasto salad, with chunks of salami and pepperoni, and fresh mozzerella. I hope they have those tomatoes on the vine. Those are crazy good.

Maybe you dont' know this, but the grocery store can be damn funny. Have you ever really looked at the products? You know those slices of cheese that are individually wrapped? They make those with peanut butter and jelly...for like, if your mom is a crack-head I guess. And that bread with the crusts already cut off...Just how convenient does shit have to be anyway?
Makes me laugh...

Just found out I'm getting CD's from a fellow LJer. Cool beans!
Alright enough rambling, time to be productive.

Wingardium Leviosa (pants)!

When I saw the commercial for those camera phones, I thought "What are the odds that I would ever need such a thing?"

Well, today at the grocery store H and I saw this kid who looked about 16. He had on a long shirt, and was taking an irritating and silly fashion trend to an absurd extreeme.

What do I mean?

The waistband of his pants were completely, and totally, 100% beneath his whole entire butt, with a long shirt covering it. I honestly don't know how they stayed up.

My point, I wish you all could have been there to see him, or failing that, that I had one of those aforementioned silly camera phones...

Consumerism, why do you mock me?