I know I shouldn't call anything the stupidest thing ever...because I know within a week I will see stupidity that makes this dumbass pale by comparison, but here goes:
It's the height of the movie rush, no one has change, no one knows what movie they want, no one knows where thier date is...then some moron walks THRU one of the large, glass doors that lead into the mall. I look up in time to see glass shattering, and the dumbass holding his head. He walks thru it, and as people approach him to see if he's okay, he mutters something about sue-ing. I hope he does. I hope i get to testfy as to what a dumbass this total tool of a guy was.
The best part? Where was the guy going?
The bar.
So people are running around like idiots, I radio for the boss to call security, and maybe an ambulance, and a bunch of my dumbass co-workers rush out to see what the fuss is...adding witty color-coments like "fuck" and "oh shit". So I tell them to go back inside.
Now I'M the bad guy...
Fuck, I want to get high sooo bad right now.
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