Grown-Up Stuff

I had to clean my apartment tonight, in expectation of all the peeps who will be coming over tomorrow night to celebrate Christmas. The other Madstoners and I didn't want to trade gifts at work because several people would feel left out. I mean, I can't really buy a gift for every single co-worker.

I would list all the cool gifts I got people here, but some of those slags read this thing and I don't want them getting wise.

My granola is coming out good so far. I'm making 2 batches tonight and another on Sunday. Turns out they are 4x batches even though I am using less almonds and stuff than I should be. Again, I'm not a freakin millionaire after all. I may also bake a cake since I don't have to be in bed for 3 more hours. On second though, never mind.

I love giving gifts!!! I wish I was rich so I could do it all year.

Goddamn Late Night TV

Will those Girls ever stop Going Wild?

I guess not if Snoop Dogg has anything to say about it...

Xmas Par-Tay

Tonight is the Christmas gift-trading party for the Madstoners, and assorted other people I adore. If any of you's are in the area, feel free to stop by. We'll be giving gifts, eating granola, drinking alcohol, and watching funny and or scary movies or cartoons. My hot, hot boss may even show up, which would be too cool for words, since I adore him.

My beloved concierge shift was a fun one, except that mall people are still stupid. Who are these people that don't know how to buy a ticket, then go into a theatre to watch a movie. Only young, young children should be fucking this up.
One of my co-workers bought me a giant thing of candy in two tins. One tin has on it the Eiffel Tower (like from Superman II) and the other one has Leaning Tower of Piza (like from Nat'l Lampoons European Vacation). They are full of chocolate (like in Chocolat)

If you think about it, every gift is like the movies.