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At my job, well sell Popcorn. So part of my job may include the popping and popping of popcorn. Popcorn Popcorn...there is a lot of Popped Corn, or as we call it: Popcorn (hip kids just say Corn). The popcorn machine has a part called a Swastica, and a device called a Kornditioner. Popcorn.

I'm not even kidding. It's called a Kornditioner...