¡Es mi Dia Primera!

I don't know that this qualifies as an "event" but I have set up my account, for any deviant crazy person to read. And if you are in fact, the aforementioned deviant--let me just remind you that the only good reason to murder someone is if God him/herself tells you to. The deities I've spoken with today seem to think I should get high and watch a movie (after a nourishing and chocolattey snack, of course).

Something remotely event-like did happen today, whereby my ministerial "welcome package" cam in the mail. I was pleased to see it contained much information about performing weddings, including state by state laws, handfasting, and luckily for my "homies" instructions on how to perform weddings in a jail house or prison.

Alright, that is all for now. I have the Gods works to do...

Pics of "me"

That's right! Thanks to this new-fangled typing machine with a phone attached, I now have the ability to exhibit tiny photos of some lovely women who would be me in an alternate universe. Good to know.

Perhaps I am slowly getting the "hang" of this thing, after having been given the "411". Eventually, I will combine my love of machinery such as this MacIntosh, with my love of urban slang to create a weapon of unimaginable destruction. Right after I finish watching Edward Scissorhands...