Sadie's Query:
Hi all,
I have rewritten my query letter for my first novel A Stabbing for Sadie. I could really use some input, if anyone is so disposed. If you've read the book, I'd like to know if this is a fair representation of it. If not, I need to know if this would make you want to read it. And feel free to add any suggestions on how to make it better, no matter how nitpicky.
Keep in mind that these letters are supposed to be written without adjectives describing the book, and that things are properly underlined in the actual text.
Please consider reviewing for publication my novel: A Stabbing for Sadie, a work of horror fiction. This is one of those stories that appeals to anyone who has ever questioned their own sanity (but those funny-looking goth-type teenagers will embrace this book as well). It is the story of Sadie, a precocious but horrifically abused child who grows up to commit a terrible murder. Through a combination of narrative and flashbacks, we gradually piece together the disturbing events that made Sadie what she is. An evocative and morose tale, A Stabbing for Sadie is almost a modern murderers version of Catcher in the Rye. The tone is sarcastic and almost comedic (similar to, but darker than the work of Christopher Moore) as Sadie's wry cynicism permeates every scene. It culminates with a surprise ending that will shock and disturb both seasoned horror fans and thriller junkies alike. Honestly.
I am college graduate with a BA in theatre and broadcasting. My previous writing experience includes scripts for radio broadcast including Sexism, Good Humor Men and You which aired on NPR in 1991, as well as several titles for collegiate campus radio. My short stories have also appeared in the literary magazines Xenolith, and Garfield Lake Review. I have written advertising copy for print and broadcast, and am a 1992 graduate of Olivet College. I have worked in broadcasting, theatre, and marketing; but my passion for fiction and especially horror remains at the forefront of my ambitions.
Thank you in advance for reviewing the enclosed synopsis. A Stabbing for Sadie is completed and a full manuscript is available at your request. I eagerly await your response.
Sincerely,
you know the rest
In zombie culture news, I'm sure by now you've all heard about the lunatic who shot up a zombie-themed raid in Seattle. As I was saying earlier to
aicerno, it's people like that who make people like me look like total fucking jackasses. By all means, have a zombie survival plan. But if you're that afraid of zombies, a zombie themed rave may not be the right place for you. I can only assume he was tripping on LSD and lost his grip on reality. I've been close to that on acid a time or two, which is one of the many reasons I don't strap bandoliers across my chest before going out.
And who the hell is stealing dogs around Ann Arbor and killing them? As we all know, I love cats and have a mild distaste for dogs. But c'mon! That's a whole new level of horror. People say that animal killing is only a step away from something "really bad" like hurting people. I have to say that if you can look at a (non rabid) dog and hurt it--I mean they're cutting off heads for crying out loud--that you are already dangerously disturbed. So hey coppers, how 'bout you find these nut jobbies and get them the hell out of my town?
I have rewritten my query letter for my first novel A Stabbing for Sadie. I could really use some input, if anyone is so disposed. If you've read the book, I'd like to know if this is a fair representation of it. If not, I need to know if this would make you want to read it. And feel free to add any suggestions on how to make it better, no matter how nitpicky.
Keep in mind that these letters are supposed to be written without adjectives describing the book, and that things are properly underlined in the actual text.
Please consider reviewing for publication my novel: A Stabbing for Sadie, a work of horror fiction. This is one of those stories that appeals to anyone who has ever questioned their own sanity (but those funny-looking goth-type teenagers will embrace this book as well). It is the story of Sadie, a precocious but horrifically abused child who grows up to commit a terrible murder. Through a combination of narrative and flashbacks, we gradually piece together the disturbing events that made Sadie what she is. An evocative and morose tale, A Stabbing for Sadie is almost a modern murderers version of Catcher in the Rye. The tone is sarcastic and almost comedic (similar to, but darker than the work of Christopher Moore) as Sadie's wry cynicism permeates every scene. It culminates with a surprise ending that will shock and disturb both seasoned horror fans and thriller junkies alike. Honestly.
I am college graduate with a BA in theatre and broadcasting. My previous writing experience includes scripts for radio broadcast including Sexism, Good Humor Men and You which aired on NPR in 1991, as well as several titles for collegiate campus radio. My short stories have also appeared in the literary magazines Xenolith, and Garfield Lake Review. I have written advertising copy for print and broadcast, and am a 1992 graduate of Olivet College. I have worked in broadcasting, theatre, and marketing; but my passion for fiction and especially horror remains at the forefront of my ambitions.
Thank you in advance for reviewing the enclosed synopsis. A Stabbing for Sadie is completed and a full manuscript is available at your request. I eagerly await your response.
Sincerely,
you know the rest
In zombie culture news, I'm sure by now you've all heard about the lunatic who shot up a zombie-themed raid in Seattle. As I was saying earlier to
And who the hell is stealing dogs around Ann Arbor and killing them? As we all know, I love cats and have a mild distaste for dogs. But c'mon! That's a whole new level of horror. People say that animal killing is only a step away from something "really bad" like hurting people. I have to say that if you can look at a (non rabid) dog and hurt it--I mean they're cutting off heads for crying out loud--that you are already dangerously disturbed. So hey coppers, how 'bout you find these nut jobbies and get them the hell out of my town?

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I'm not in her LJ to start fights with anyone. I was leaving advice for my friend. So take your bitch party somewhere else please thankyouverymuch.
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I was refering to the large publishing houses. Her query letter is weak, so I suggested a cheat. However it is the best query letter she's come up with so far.
I hate query letters. Worse than tax forms.
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I just won't give advice anymore.
I thought I was posting to a FRIEND'S LJ and not some writer's click list.
Cya.
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I'm taking all of this a bit too personal, so I've decided to stop giving advice all together.
Sorry for the 'editors' comment.
I need a vacation. :/