It's French, Bitch!

[wednes]

I cna honestly say that I was very pleased with the debut episode of The Colbert Report. I imagine it will undergo a bit of tweaking here and there, but the Stone Phillips interview was awesome. I'm sure we'll be seeing a book of Colberts made up words out soon enough. I'm also sure it will be most trustigious.

In Consumer Product Watch news, here are some new products I like:

First off, I am digging my new toothbrush. My old Oral B spinny toothbrush lasted about 3 years. This news one spins around and also goes back and forth. Plus, it only takes one battery instead of 2.

Yoplait chocolate yogurt whips are also a low fat way to get your chocolate on. Not very filling, but very sweet and tasty, and with those live acidopholus cultures every body needs.

Ground chicken. It's my new favorite thing. We switched from ground sirloin to ground chicken. You can do all the same stuff with it, but it will be slower to kill you. Hint: sprinkle on plenty of paprika and a hint of salt. For burgers, add some finely chopped onions for moisture. Yummy!


As for me, I got some new dress shirts, underthings, and my last dress I ordered in tha mail. Whee! Now I have a reasonable wardrobe for when I am employed. That will be good, now all I need is a job. My Avon is taking forever to get here. I hate waiting, I should have just paid the damn shipping.

The unrated edition of Land of the Dead comes out today. It's list price is $30, which I surely will not be spending on it. However, Blockbuster won't have unrated ones for sale pre-viewed as far as I know. If anyone sees it for under $20, do let me know.

Plus, do we know what we're going for Halloween yet?

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Re: www.deepdiscountdvd.com

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Nice. I will probably end up doing that unless Columbia House offers me some sweet deal!

Re: www.deepdiscountdvd.com

[eroslane.livejournal.com]

Columbia House won't save you any money, because to get free shipping from them you need to buy the double-disc set of Barry Manilow: In Concert.

*shudder*

:P~

Re: www.deepdiscountdvd.com

[wednes.livejournal.com]

LOL

Actually they have 2 deals right now. One is buy one at regualr price (which is around $20) and get unlimited DVD's for half off. If I order 3 things, I get free shipping. Since I already want LotD and High Tension, I might as well get Batman Begins or something while I'm there.

wednes <3 Barry Manilow. :P~ :P~ :P~ :P~ :P~

[eroslane.livejournal.com]

Boy, I loooooooooooooooooooooove the trailer to High Tension.

Boy, I loooooooooooooooooooooove the movie, all up until "that moment". *grumble* *grumble* *stoopid copout filmmakers* *grumble*

I'm trying to get up the gumption to go see The Fog. I have very fond memories of the first one, though I don't think a remake was warranted.

Is it only me, but don't you think it was an ironic casting director that cast Selma Blair in Andrienne Barbeau's roll? *hahaha* Makes me laugh thinking about it, but then I'm a pervert. :P~

Re: wednes <3 Barry Manilow. :P~ :P~ :P~ :P~ :P~

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I still have not seen High Tension, but I have heard many complaints about the ending. I figured I'd just buy it, rather than rent and incur a fee or whatever.

I have not heard good things about the new Fog. I am usually reticent to pay to see any PG13 horror movie; it is almost invariably dumbed down to appeal to teenagers. I'm looking past Selma Blair though, right to a shirtless Tom Welling.

Mmmmmm...Tom Welling...

Re: wednes <3 Barry Manilow. :P~ :P~ :P~ :P~ :P~

[eroslane.livejournal.com]

A lot of people tell me I look exactly like Tom Welling, except my penis is muuuuuuch larger!

Now you know. :P~

Re: wednes <3 Barry Manilow. :P~ :P~ :P~ :P~ :P~

[wednes.livejournal.com]

So...what time should I be over?

Tom Welling and the Incredible One-Eyed Monster

[eroslane.livejournal.com]

My penis says, "Now".

Don't forget, I'm on Eastern Penis Time, baby.

Re: Tom Welling and the Incredible One-Eyed Monster

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Oh my!