wednes | Mmmmmm...invisible cola.

Mmmmmm...invisible cola.

As it is pretty summery out, and in a delightfully gloomy way, I thought I would take this chance to tell you all how damn good I feel.

I am applying for this gig to manage a new independent theatre in Ann Arbor. That would be sweet. I am also waiting to hear for a few jobs that would just sort of tide me over. And make me some bank...

I re-read Jurrasic Park This week, then last night I watched the movie with H. Then a whole bunch of people came over and had chili. Uterdic got the habanero. ha ha
Next up, a comic book Lickingtoad is loaning me...then Harry Potter here I come!

Things I like: rain, Dead Zone, Mikes hard Cranberry Lemonade, Zoolander, My cats, Simpsons, Shrinky Dinks, Deluxe Scrabble.
Bad Things: blinding heat, being dissed, falling video shelves, this damn sucky loud apartment complex, Fix-me Frank (when he is killing people), zombie holocaust.

Have a good day everyone.

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I didn't mean the film, I meant the actual holocaust...

Oh yeah, the zombie holocaust of 1834. Sorry.

Wrong again silly.

I mean, the one that is yet to come, and we must prepare for.

Aren't YOU prepared?

Oh I was born ready. When I become a zombie I'm going to kick so much living ass it's not going to be funny. Because as a living being i'm useless, but once I encompass the powers of the dead, man, I'm invincible. Unless you severe my head or cause serious cranial trauma to my badass self. But even then I can't promise that you'll be safe.

You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.

Yeah, well when you kill me the first time, I'll still be a living weakling. But when I get my dead powers we'll see who's cocky. Alright it's going to be me because I'll be dead, if you need help realizing what I'm saying refer back to my last comment.

No, I get it.

but the correct response is: "YOU seem a decent fellow, I hate to die".

In my story, newly created zombies are very strong. But the weather is really hot, so they decay quickly and are useless before too long.

But man, don't make me open up "a can" on your little zombie-ass. I'd hate to have to throw down on you, man.

You going to have to open more than a can to stop me, you better tap the keg, because I'll be hardcore. That's a really good idea about zombies decaying and theyn being useless. Nice.

Thanks.

So, why are you doing fake abortions? what is this movie about anyway? Dead foetuses and poo?

To tell the truth I don't really remember. They tell me what they need and when they need it and I try and deliver. It has something to do with a demon living in a house that eats newborn babies. Yeah-

Oh, I see.

Does the demon also eat a lot of grains. It just seems like there's lots of feces involved.

No, the shit is from the pregnant women who were kidnapped and use buckets for toilets in their cramped living space. Congradulations on your hair by the way. I'd of stopped by to see it but I wasn't in the neighborhood.

sounds kind of like the Asian Whore episode of Law & order

I wouldn't know i've never seen that show once.

Really? it is formularic sometimes, but they try hard to keep you guessing. All of the L & O's are good shows, well I haven't watched the "real life" one.

I also think that Dick Wolf uses the same casting agency as HBO. Lots of people from Sex & the City, 6 feet under, and Sopranos have turned up on L&O. I'll send you a list when I'm not so busy.

Okay, I can't promise anything though.

I don't accept promises from men, so that is good.

Well that makes two of us.

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