How can I assist you in being less of a moron today?

[wednes]

Back to the day-job after 5 days off. I shouldn't be complaining, but guess what? I am. This place gives me a rash. I really don't like customer service. I used to find it fun and challenging, but lately these people can just fuck off. And of course, the holiday love-Jesus-or-we-hate-you stressbag spendfest is nearly upon us. Blech. I enjoy giving gifts as much as the next guy--but people always freak the fuck out if their preshus leettle snoeflayke can't get their expensive whatever. After all, how else will they know that somebody loves them???

In better news, the new book is coming along smashingly. Killed someone last night, but had to unkill them when I realized they had not yet completed their arc. Plus, I have them doing a cool thing and I need them alive in order to do it.
For a zombie novel, there aren't really all that many zombies. There will be though. I'm just worried that it will get boring. People have a lot of preconceived notions when it comes to the cannibalistic undead. I want to exceed them while not being ridiculous, and while scaring the shit out of them. A few of these people aren't very lovable. Hope that doesn't become a problem.

My 40th birthday bash is a week from Saturday. My actual birthday is a week from tomorrow. And of course, Harry Potter 7 pt 1 is just two short days from now. No plans yet for Harry Potter. Fie! I really wish there wasn't always so much going on during the NaNoWriMo. Ah well...