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What not to do:
1. Do not forget to buy Cascade at the grocery store.
if you do:
2. Do not use it all up washing big things that should be washed by hand.
if you do:
3. Do not fill the dishwasher with party dishes even though you're out of Cascade.
if you do:
4. Do not use a combination of regular dish soap and baking soda, even if you've done it before.
if you do:
5. Do not nonchalantly walk thru the kitchen in your socks.
if you do:
6. Do not clean the ensuing mess with a crappy sponge.
if you do:
Use towels to clean up the mess and run a fan before leaving the house for several hours.
Then again, my floor is awfully clean now, so maybe it was all okay.
At least H is not mad, ultimately it was pretty funny, all those suds.
Fin.
if you do:
2. Do not use it all up washing big things that should be washed by hand.
if you do:
3. Do not fill the dishwasher with party dishes even though you're out of Cascade.
if you do:
4. Do not use a combination of regular dish soap and baking soda, even if you've done it before.
if you do:
5. Do not nonchalantly walk thru the kitchen in your socks.
if you do:
6. Do not clean the ensuing mess with a crappy sponge.
if you do:
Use towels to clean up the mess and run a fan before leaving the house for several hours.
Then again, my floor is awfully clean now, so maybe it was all okay.
At least H is not mad, ultimately it was pretty funny, all those suds.
Fin.
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