What not to do:

[wednes]

1. Do not forget to buy Cascade at the grocery store.

if you do:

2. Do not use it all up washing big things that should be washed by hand.

if you do:

3. Do not fill the dishwasher with party dishes even though you're out of Cascade.

if you do:

4. Do not use a combination of regular dish soap and baking soda, even if you've done it before.

if you do:

5. Do not nonchalantly walk thru the kitchen in your socks.

if you do:

6. Do not clean the ensuing mess with a crappy sponge.

if you do:

Use towels to clean up the mess and run a fan before leaving the house for several hours.

Then again, my floor is awfully clean now, so maybe it was all okay.

At least H is not mad, ultimately it was pretty funny, all those suds.

Fin.

Comments

[boblovesdot.livejournal.com]

All you needed was Cousin Larry to walk in on the mess and you would have had a scene from Perfect Strangers!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Really? I never watched that show.

[uterdic.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahaha

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it was pretty amusing.

[savidge.livejournal.com]

You get an A for Awesome!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

LOL

Thanks!!

[groovesinorbit]

*laughs* Definitely worth it for the clean floor.

[wednes.livejournal.com]

Yep, and it's all dry now.

[princezna.livejournal.com]

I remember when that happened on Brady Bunch!

[wednes.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that was a clothes washing machine.